Dear Oblivious,

There must be thirty three available parking spots towards the rear of the lot and you've spent the past five minutes driving up and down the aisles like you're on a go-kart course. You're now driving on the back of my heels as I walk to my car; presumably hoping I'm parked within the first ten to fifteen spots? Please enlighten us, where exactly is this golden parking spot you seek?

With this being a Kohl's parking lot I totally understand your frustration in discovering there is no valet parking. Rest assured I'm going to be writing a strongly-worded letter in addition to getting a petition started to address this injustice. I hope I can rely on your support and signature.

Until we get that sorted out, maybe you could just park your car and walk another sixty feet ?

Sincerely,

The Heels of My Shoes