Dear Oblivious,

Yes, we all hear you stomping down the office halls, punishing the floors all day long. We all know who it is without turning to look. As many of us have given up trying to concentrate and get a little work done, we're instead surveying one another to discern whether this sounds more like a herd of elephants chasing a herd of elephants or a gang of midgets practicing mma in the copy room.

Have you ever hear of sneakers or flat-soled shoes?

Sincerely,

Everyone Within 30 Yards of You With the Ability To Hear